College Football Week 8: The Ol' Head Ball Coach has a swamp. In his pants.

Les has absolutely pulled this lead out of the deepest recesses of his ass. They couldn't have beaten A&M-Kingsville with their play the first 1.5 quarters.

 

Vandy has a right, I suppose . . . but their timing is fourth-rate, and their means of delivering the message to Evanston (by a frickin' FIRST-CLASS LETTER?) is right out of the Pat Riley Punk school of interpersonal communications.

 

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! What a first-down run by Manziel.

 

VaTech getting completely crushed... By the officials.

 

Maybe Auburn will have an opening instead.

 

Unless you are a world-class return man, it is utterly foolish to run out of the end zone on a kickoff now. I'm surprised there hasn't been a special teams coach choked out yet.

 

Hehehe, ESPNU just called the Minnesota-Wisconsin game "A battle for Paul Bunyan's ass"

 

UMass and Austin Peay . . . yeah, that's stepping out and taking a chance.

Palookaville.

 

Minnesota's rush defense - not good.

 

Ohio State ties it up with 3 seconds left against Purdue.

 

Want to win a bar bet? Vanderbilt's win today lets them retake the series lead against Auburn.

 

In their intro, the ND players seemed to be telling you random facts about their teammates. It was fun.