College football week 8 thread - Austin Powers: The Horn Who Hooked Me

Back when Arnold Palmer could explain his own masculinity.

(Er, 1984)

 

Laughingstock might be a little strong. Purdue is a laughingstock.
USC's four losses have been by a total of 14 points, and all have come on scores in the final minute of regulation or overtime. Three were on the road on the other side of the country, and the other was to a top 10 team.
Snakebit might be a better word, although they seem to be making their own bad luck in most of these games.

 

I’m sure the Washington D.C. press will be easier on Lincoln.

 

UCF threw an interception, then Iowa State threw a pick-6 to UCF.

 

Dear Washington D.C. press,

Please refer to Lincoln Riley as Boomer Joad by the Sea.

 

When USC and Nebraska play next month, there might be 10 turnovers between the two teams in the fourth quarter.

 

0-4 and a laughingstock.

You expect it with Purdue.

 

Fucking A right they are!

Were? Tied in the fourth quarter.

 

I don’t think these cows can get any more tipped.

 

This was not a catch. He trapped it behind his head when he landed. Which is a damn shame, because it would have been freaking amazing if it counted.

 

Nearly out-Beckhamed Odell Beckham.