College football week 9 thread: The Midshipmen Who Stare at Goats

Brawl erupts at the end of UM-Sparty. Some numbnut throws punches on a kneeldown play.

 

For a school that decided letting students construct a massive bonfire was just fine until it wasn’t, you’d think someone at A&M would double think the “charm” of the stands swaying at Kyle Field and decide “y’know, let’s quadruple check that this isn’t a time bomb under our feet.”

 

Michigan State cannot play Michigan at the Big House without starting some post-game crap. You lost. Deal with it, or get the bejesus beat out of you for starting it right along the UM sidelines, dumb ass. Wasn't it two years ago they had the brawl in the tunnel?

 

I have a feeling this game is going to earn a place in LSU infamy.
Two missed field goals, a third with a botched snap, two bad interceptions, a backup QB who comes in and looks like a Heisman winner because the defense can't figure out the zone read, and a blown 10-point lead in a game they had complete control of.
It's not over yet, but if they lose this it'll be a golden opportunity that they pissed away.

 

I’ve never been there, but tonight I’m a Cincinnati fan.

 

Kentucky about to be 3-5 with no more SEC games at home. But hey, at least nobody’s coming to steal Mark Stoops!

 

Marcel Reed: Heisman winner, if he played LSU every week.
Holy fucking shitballs. This is ridiculous. Right up there with the Bo Nix game a couple of years ago, as far as quarterbacks randomly going Super Saiyan against LSU.
That LSU has shit the bed in all three phases of the game in the second half hasn't helped matters.

 

JFC. Forget a bus, they've walked off a curb and got hit by a parade of speeding dump trucks.

 

Ditching the LSU game for a split screen of KU-K-State and SMU-Duke. That’s not on the original agenda for the night.

 

Looking at Penn State's remaining schedule, if they can beat Bucky next weekend, Ryan Day is one more Michigan loss away from coaching in Boulder next season.

 

Good Lord, SMoo

 

Now, down two scores with four minutes left, Brian Kelly and Garrett Nussmeier are paying homage to Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb in Super Bowl 39.
Losing 31-6 would have been less of a disaster than this.
Oh, wait, they've done that too. In the second half.
At least they have a bye week before playing Alabama to wash some of the stink off. This is the kind of game that easily turns into, "Remember in 2024, when we were 6-1 and playing for first place in the SEC, and then finished 0-5 the rest of the way? Yeah, that sucked ass."