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Colonoscopy ... give me good vibes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by jr/shotglass, Jul 7, 2024.

  1. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    No complaints about my procedure. I had it at the hospital, as opposed to an outpatient clinic. Had some Bahn mi after.
     
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Round 1 of liquid complete. Now we wait.
     
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    That didn’t take long
     
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  4. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    It's quicker than fast-actin' Tinactin, for sure.

    I have one next week, the day after a urology appointment. Assault on my bum week.
     
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Mine actually didn’t take effect for a couple hours.
    But when it did……I think I krapped out a blue Dubble Bubble gumball from 1983.
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2024
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    My biggest question is, how long do the effects last? Or, asked another way, how long am I going to shit my brains out?
     
  7. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    You'll be busy tonight but honestly, you should get a halfway decent sleep...not uninterrupted, but not up every half hour wiping down the bed or the couch b/c you shit yourself. Maybe a little more pooping tomorrow morning, frankly, I think it depends if you're nervous or not.
     
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Well I have another jug to drink at 0300 tomorrow morning.
     
  9. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    Well then you'll be shitting in the morning! :D I think mine (mine being prep, not my shits) were complete by midnight.
     
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I think my evening trips are done or winding down after about 2.5 hours.

    Six or seven trips, some worse than others.

    Not too terrible.
     
  11. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    This reminds me of my wife dropping me off at my most recent colonoscopy.

    Her: "You look good. You look thinner."
    Me: "I'd fucking hope so!"
     
  12. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    Same for me. Sorta like OK, where is it, when's it gonna start CLEAR A FUCKING PATH!!!!
     
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