Column titles ...

I always liked the old-time bowling columns called "Alley Babble."

 

Call it "You serious, Clark?" or "That's what she said."

 

Colleges seem to have fun with this one - one of the best column titles I saw was "Southorn Comfort."

 

After lengthy discussions, I went with: "Read This or I'll Beat Your Ass."

The other finalist, ultimately determined to be too long, was: "I'll Tell You What to Think About Sports, and If You Don't Like It I'll Come Over to Your House and Piss in Your Garden"

 

I still say you should have gone with: "I don't give a shit if your kids work as hard as the varsity, they're not getting in the paper."

 

We have a winner. Great title.

 

Journalism Association of Community Colleges (JACC)

Forget about a name and make them remember you for your writing not the stupid name above your name.

 

I'd like to think I got the award for the words and not column title. I think it was my advisor who came up with the title because he laughed when I told him my car was impounded -- twice -- for those parking tickets.

 

i've always hated them and found myself wanting to smack 90 percent of the folks simply for having coy shit next to their grills. but that's just me.

 

Jerry Sullivan of the Buffalo News sometimes goes with "Column as a I see 'em"

clever.

 

If I were writing a column:
You can put a bow on a pile of shit, but it's still a pile of shit.

 

I have looked at the TITLE of this thread for three days and everytime I see it I swear I think it says Column Titties... I need glasses with much more thickness...