Columnist, Eugene Oregon

Never been there, but I've been to Eugene and it's not as bad you make it seem. Just sayin' ...

 

fuck bob, i simply said it wasn't great, which i meant in comparison to the rest of the pacific northwest.

btw - i've been to the PNW a time or two as well.

 

The average Eugene chick, yes. But there are plenty of college girls and even some ladies who stay in Eugene post-college who aren't all dirty hippie-fied.

As for the valley's...Eugene is in the Willamette (rhymes with dammit, not Willa-metty) Valley with the Willamette River running between campus and the athletics complex. The RG building is big and nice, or at least was the last time I was there.

Eugene's beautiful. I definitely miss the scenery of it. It's a wide town, not too dense, and any direction you drive out of it puts you in a beautiful part of the area.

 

Fuck you, too. I never said Eugene was awesome, it's just not as bad as you make it sound.

In all the time I've been posting/lurking on these boards, I'm trying to remember one even remotely positive comment you've made.

There's no shame in being a dickhead, but if all you ever have to offer is negative bullshit, sooner or later people will stop listening to you.

Just saying ...

 

hey readingcomprehendedchallengeddumbsonofabitch, for the THIRD time, i said eugene was not great.

and yes, your posts are such a pleasure since you're always pissing yourself. good stuff, really. now go fetch me a pyrmid newbie bitch.

 

What's a "pyrmid?"

I'm sorry, I just pissed myself.

 

well thanks professor, obviously i meant to say pyramid. but somehow you're smart enough to point out a one-character typo.

not great bob, sink in yet?

 

I'm sorry. As usual, your witty banter leaves me speechless.

In real life, you're probably a reasonably cool guy. But on here you always seem to come off as a dick. Maybe that's your shtick. I don't know.

There's no use arguing with you since you'll just call me a "newbie" and come up with some other clever put-down. Bravo (in advance).

 

again, you miss the point, or are avoiding it, although, somehow i'm not shocked. the geography of eugene is not great.

remember the reason for this exchange?

and, you're pretty much an idiot all the time and i doubt if you are cool in person.

 

Well done.

 

thank you. you now can procede in fucking yourself.

 

<sigh>

You were so close to going out on a high note ...