Come join IJAG's fantasy football league!!!

We have to be there at 1:30, right?

 

1 p.m. central time.

 

I can't be there for the draft, so Yahoo will be picking for me.

And I'll still beat all of you mark-ass tricks.

 

You kiddin' me? Do you know how much people are going for this Cockdian trophy?

 

I'd print up a cheat sheet, but since there's so many teams, most of the names will be gone by round three.

There's so many teams in the league I think I might have to take Amp Lee.

 

Fuck you! I got dibs on Amp Lee.

You have Johnny "Lam" Jones written all over you.

 

Both you bitches better keep your filthy paws off Bernie Parmalee and Edgar Bennett.

 

I know it's 2 my time, but I thought we had to be signed in to yahoo a half hour earlier?

 

That's a good idea, yeah.

 

I think the deal is you CAN sign in to Yahoo as much as 30 minutes earlier, but you don't have to. I know that much. I've shown up for these things like 5 minutes before they started.

And I think I might actually use a late-round strategy of drafting players with Oklahoma ties. Gus Frerotte will be my third-string QB.

 

Actually, I think it is draft order is supposed to be posted 30 minutes before the draft. But I could be wrong.

 

Bump ... Draft's in an hour, bitches.

And guess who can't find his fucking magazine? Guess I'll be winging this. Awesome.

I promise I'll make at least one terrible pick. Possible many more.