Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee

I have a beard and an iPhone.
I don't follow soccer, or pretend to follow soccer.
I eat animal products.
I don't consider myself a hipster, but I've been accused of it on this forum. If I am a hipster, that is kind of pathetic at my age.

Anyway, I don't know where I fall in that spectrum.
But I have no idea who GloZell is.
I find the fact that she has interviewed a sitting president and the front-runner for the Democratic nomination a bit perplexing.

 

I do like craft beers, and right this moment I'm eating locally produced and locally sourced butter pecan-orange soft serve ice cream.
And I gave one child a Hebrew name even though I'm not Jewish.

Maybe I am a hipster.

 

You dumped all your albums a while back, so no hipster status for you.

 

Oh, good. I got myself worried there.

I will say that getting rid of my record collection was quite painful, but it really was the only practical decision.
So getting rid of albums = not a hipster
Making practical decisions = not a hipster

 

Do you drink PBR tallboys?

If so, stop.

Do you buy 'product' for your beard?

If so, stop.

Here ends the 'hipster quiz' for the day.

Congrats on the birth of your children.

And Happy Holidays:

 

Aaaaah! The horror!
That record haunts me. Maurice Chevalier's 'Jolly Old St. Nicholas' is a constant irritation in my brain - an incessant, pus-like dripping of mental gonorrhea.

 

For the record, I do not drink PBR, tallboys or otherwise.
I do not put 'product' in my beard.

 

I know, we've been over it a few times before.

I just couldn't help myself.

 

Somebody has a seasonal radio spot set to the 'Jolly Old St. Nicholas' melody.
I've had to completely forego sports radio for podcasts until the holiday season is over.

 

Did you ever even the score with your sister for inflicting the vocal stylings of Maurice Chevalier upon you and scarring you for life?

I don't mean to bring all this back up, but if you haven't evened the score, maybe you need to in order to purge Maurice.

Just a thought.

 

I don't have enough of a mean streak to do something like that.
I lover her, despite her cruelty with regard to Maurice Chevalier and that awful song.

 

You're a good egg, Buck.

Happy Holidays to you and yours.

But fair warning, I reserve the right to use Maurice during any NIAFL matchup we have, should I need him.