Coming Soon?: "Kid Friendly Zones" On Your Next Long Flight

Duct tape . . .

 

Make them hang onto the wing for dear life, like that kid in Russia.
Except for my child, of course, who lovds to fly and knows enough to behave himself in an airplane because he knows he'll get chucked out the window if he starts screwing around.

 

I meant solutions that won't get child services called in, but I'll keep that one in mind.

 

I was mostly just pointing out that I had no ideas to control a 4-year-old for a cross country flight. I sat next to some kids about that age (one was 4, one was 6) once who were quiet the entire flight b/c they're parents had them playing computer games, but I know that wouldn't have occupied my nephew (almost 5) for the same amount of time.

 

Coach Gundy would not be amused by the child-haters here.

 

I have to suffer because some self-absorbed parent wants to insulate their kid? Fuck that.

 

Oh, I know...I was just playing along.

 

Fucking breeders and their fuck trophies...

 

Not to defend Katie Kelley, but earlier this summer I watched Sparta as an in-flight movie coming back from Europe, and was pleasantly surprised to find there was all sorts of nudity. But this was on one of those "back of the headrest" systems, where you had a choice of about a dozen channels, and not something blasted to the entire cabin.

 

You could just put them in handcuffs and say you're a cop.

 

Children that have the potential to cry and act like a real pain should be given just enough alcohol to quiet them down for the entire flight.

 

Cough syrup. Lots and lots of cough syrup.