Conspiracy Theorists

A Deadspin commenter posted a similar theory on Max & Ruby:

 

Also, an inventor built a car that runs on water in the 1950s, but the oil companies bought all the patents and won't release the technology.

 

I understand that, but these are inconsquential people who have no effect on society. The people that doubt or ridicule a man who lost his daughter are the same folks that will agree with the Westboro Baptist Church.

And lets not get started on the blind faith that many of these people put into religion and yet scream about the floridation in the water leading to all sorts of soceital ills.

 

Aquaman is the sushi chef at the San Diego Sea World food court.

 

I knew a guy who installed some kind of water catalyzation mumbojumbo in his car and was convinced it improved fuel efficiency.

 

How do your buddies explain Sir Topham Hatt talking to trains?

 

Ah. I wondered whatever happened to that guy. I guess the career of a comic superhero is about the length of a career of an Olympic gymnast.

 

They do need to be made to realize how low they really are and that in the quest for "truth" some things are out of bounds.
As I said, if I worked in news and a reporter came to me and said "That guy was laughing before his press conference. I think he's faking and maybe his kid isn't really dead." I'd fire the guy.

 

The guy talks to trains, dude. Quit looking so much into everything

 

I find many more reporters who believe everything sources tell them than wild-eyed conspiracy theorists.

 

Better yet, what secret information does Sir Topham Hatt have on the engines that makes them work their butts off and all they receive is a "You're a really useful engine" declaration.

 

Yeah, but he slept his way to the top. That whole "mental control over fish" thing? Not true. Aquaman just has mad game, yo.