Contests: Why should I enter them?

Well, I guess the bright side of this is that the next time I see an ad for a job and it says that they don't want someone who "writes for contest committees" I'll know I have a shot.

 

Or if they say they're looking for candidates whose hobbies include making nooses, standing tip-toe on high ledges and rigging up shotguns to doorknobs, you're in.

 

SP: Quit your whining. My god. Either grow a set or simply do not enter contests. It's that simple.

 

Just enter it, you whiny bitch. You never know.

 

Personal foul, Bob.

Late hit. 15 yards.

 

Maybe "smallpotatoes" refers to the little things in his burlap nutsack.

 

How about papas pequenas posts 2 or 3 stories he feels are contest-worthy and we can read them and tell him if he should enter them?

 

Great idea!!!!!!!!!

 

Uncalled for. Completely.

Smallpotatoes' complaints do come off as whiny. That I'll agree with. But the fucking glee you people get with piling on him is ridiculous. Grow up.

 

Yadda-yadda-yadda.

 

He does a fine job of piling on himself. Perhaps if he grew up a little we wouldn't have so much material to work with.

I'm fine with someone coming on here and asking for advice. I'm all for it. I encourage it. But when a guy repeatedly asks for advice and then routinely disregards it, choosing instead to be Eeyore, then fuck him. I have no patience for grown-up pouters, and if me taking a jab at him hurts his feelings? Fuck him twice.

 

Would the second one be an anger...