Copy-editing at Hustler magazine

I figure there is a lot of use for his prior experience when writing headlines:

Where He Wants To Cum And What It Says About Your Marriage

Fact Or Fiction: Every Girl Wants Another Girl

Which Stripper Pole Makes The Best Wedding Gift?

 

Please tell me it was at least $70,000.

 

Nope.

 

Happy Marriage? Keep Putting Out Like Before The Wedding!

/crossthread

 

I would have guessed about $85,000. That's crazy. I wonder what it paid before the Internet killed the pornography magazine market.

 

What is this "Internet killed the pornography magazine market" of which you speak?

 

Let's just say, I prefer to have my hands unoccupied sometimes.

 

I meant, there's porn on the Net? I only visit Yahoo, this site, Congressional Quarterly and The Economist.

 

It all depends on what you like. If you're looking for something classy, try http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/, but beware of fat chicks. For something more real and natural, check out http://www.nationalgeographic.com/. And for unfiltered filth, there's http://www.grantland.com/.

 

Man, you are one dissolute dude.

 

I've read Esquire.

 

Man, you're getting into snuff-film territory.