Could you pass the U.S. Citizenship test?

War of 1812 was a tie.

 

9, suckas! Now go take a Canadiana history test.

 

Nah, it wasn't.

We kicked you asses across the Niagara River.

Oh, and we burned down the White House.

So there.

 

But you left White Castle untouched, and for that, we thank you.

 

Perhaps, perhaps not, but not one thing changed politically, at least in terms of why the war started.

 

One of the mysteries of the universe: why the hell are there no White Castles in Canuckistan?

 

JR, you ain't the only one without a White Castle.

http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/Locate.asp

 

That's easy.
You guys have taste.
We'll eat anything.

 

No, no. We still have Denny's and Taco Bell.

 

9.
Missed when the Constitution was written (figured that was a trick question) and how many amendments there were (blind guess).

 

11-for-11. Give me my green card right freakin' now.

And since there are plenty of places with no White Castle, we don't have to feel so bad.
No Taco Bell in our neck of the woods, or Arby's, so some things are good things.

 

11 for 11.
And I'm a lefty who hates the country.