Crisis in the Ukraine

Because if we don't die for Crimea, we're leading from behind.

 

If only we had a President stupid enough to threaten military intervention in an area that has fallen firmly under the Russian sphere of influence for the last 200 years, and which is of no strategic importance to the United States.

Then the Russians would know we mean business!

 

Obama signs new executive order authorizing additional sanctions. (Which is pretty funny if you think about it. You authorized yourself to do something?)

He makes the announcement with Marine 1 serving as a backdrop. Should bolster his tough guy image.

 

Because we have universal health care and can afford injuries.

 

Hurt the oligarchs and the plunderers and you hurt Putin, he writes.

http://nyti.ms/1fIuL0K

 

Because instead of looking at Russia from her window, Sarah Palin will be living in Alaska, Russia.

If Putin wants the Crimea back, why wouldn't he say that Alaska was part of Russia?

 

I am going to start boycotting Net games

 

Hitler has found out about Crimea

 

Not unless he actually lands the chopper on an aircraft carrier, then come out and makes a speech to say that the crisis is over. Even though the crisis is just starting.

 

If the former president's boots and flight suit were fair game, then this president's bad choice of trousers are as well.

 

Except the former president used those boots and flight suit to declare an end to a war, even though we hadn't captured the enemy's leader yet, we hadn't found any WMDs and we still had 150,000 troops in harm's way.

Keep trying.