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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jay Sherman, Jul 12, 2008.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I would watch Deborah Gibson read the phone book.. I get lost in her eyes...
     
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    She's quality!

     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Stephen Colbert to have spider named after him



    GREENVILLE, N.C. (AP) _ Stephen Colbert has a big decision to make: Which spider species should bear his name?

    The Daily Reflector of Greenville reported Thursday that East Carolina University associate professor Jason Bond has agreed to name a species after Colbert, host of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report."

    Bond is a biologist who specializes in spiders and millipedes. He and students study both new and known species and provide names for the new ones.

    Colbert developed spider envy after learning Bond had given the name of Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi — for rocker Neil Young — to a trapdoor spider. The 44-year-old comedian demanded that a spider be named after him.

    "Where's my spider?" he said. "I have lots of animals named after me: turtles, eagles, Ontario Junior League hockey mascots. The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen Colbert and I do not mean another barbershop quartet."

    Colbert interviewed Bond by phone for his June 24 show.

    "So tell me about my spider," Colbert said. "Does it shoot poison darts? Does it lay eggs in your ears?"

    Bond told Colbert he could choose one of 27 trapdoor spiders, which lurk under the ground, waiting until they sense something walking by to grab it.

    Now that Colbert is back from a two-week vacation, he must choose a species to carry the name "Aptostichus stephencolberti." Because Colbert doesn't pronounce the "t'' in his last name, it will be silent in the spider's name as well.

    "Because names are important, it is quite an honor. ... I wouldn't name a species after him if I didn't think it was appropriate," Bond said
     
  4. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    American League
    Detroit at Baltimore, 7:05 p.m.
    National League
    N.Y. Mets at Cincinnati, 7:10 p.m.
    San Diego at St. Louis, 8:15 p.m.
    Pittsburgh at Colorado, 9:05 p.m.
    WNBA
    Minnesota at Houston, Noon
    Washington at New York, 7:30 p.m.
    Los Angeles at Phoenix, 10 p.m.
    MLS
    Kansas City at Columbus, 8 p.m.
     
  5. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Jesse Helms, R-Spider family
     
  6. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

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    Do not vote for more than two players per team.
     
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    TRENTON — Dear “John,” your days of buying cheap sex from drug-adled skanks off the dirty streets are growing shorter.
     
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you.
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I liked this ed-page column we're running ...

     
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Defending champion Sherri Steinhauer of Madison, Wis., reacts as she just misses a putt for birdie on the fourth green during the first round of the LPGA State Farm Classic in Springfield.
     
  11. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

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    Norman’s good life 
    just getting better
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  12. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

    wow, my boss just told me that i get to cover training camp
     
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