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page 5. like i said, hardly any local copy. 20-page news hole. 3 local stories. on top of which, AP doesn't send that much shit over the weekends. i ended up running ... religion fucking briefs.

 

At the time, I had practically just turned the computer on. Another advantage of being beyond the newspaper industry ... I don't have to be at work every Saturday night come hell, high water or act of God.

 

(different shapes)

 

Whoa, briefs on Religion Fucking. You're running a fairly open-minded paper, there.

 

Yeah, the new crisis in the church is nuns who go ATM. Causing a real stir among the altar boys.

 

Sounds pretty intense.

Hmm, the new missionary style.

 

Marlins 5, Dodgers 3, 11 innings

FLORIDA LOS ANGELES
ab r h bi ab r h bi
HRmrz ss 2 0 0 0 Grcprr ss 5 1 1 0
Amzga ss 3 0 1 1 Ethier lf 5 1 2 1
Hrmida rf 5 0 1 0 Martin c 4 0 0 0
Wchter p 0 0 0 0 Kent 2b 5 0 1 1
Gregg p 0 0 0 0 AJones cf 5 0 0 0
Cantu 3b 5 2 2 1 Loney 1b 5 0 0 0
Wlngh lf 5 1 2 1 Kemp rf 5 1 1 1
Uggla 2b 4 1 2 1 Dewitt 3b 4 0 2 0
Jacobs 1b 4 0 0 0 Kuroda p 2 0 0 0
Pinto p 0 0 0 0 Beimel p 0 0 0 0
Nelson p 0 0 0 0 DeYng ph 1 0 0 0
Andino ss 0 0 0 0 Brxton p 0 0 0 0
CRoss cf 4 1 1 1 Saito p 0 0 0 0
Baker c 5 0 1 0 Flknbr p 0 0 0 0
Nolasco p 1 0 0 0 AnLrch ph 1 0 1 0
LGnzlz ph 1 0 0 0 Trncso p 0 0 0 0
Lndstr p 0 0 0 0
Helms 3b 1 0 0 0
Totals 40 5 10 5 Totals 42 3 8 3


Florida 100 001 100 02 — 5
Los Angeles 110 000 010 00 — 3

E—Baker (1). LOB—Florida 6, Los Angeles 8. 2B—Willingham (9), Uggla (25), CRoss (13). HR—Cantu (18), Ethier (11), Kemp (9). SB—Cantu (3). S—Andino, Nolasco. SF—CRoss.
IP H R ER BB SO
Florida
Nolasco 6 5 2 2 1 6
Lindstrom 1 1 0 0 0 1
Pinto 1 2-3 1 1 1 1 1
Nelson 1-3 1 0 0 0 0
Waechter W,1-2 1 0 0 0 0 0
Gregg S,20 1 0 0 0 0 3
Los Angeles
Kuroda 6 2-3 7 3 3 1 5
Beimel 1-3 1 0 0 0 0
Broxton 1 0 0 0 0 1
Saito 2-3 0 0 0 0 2
Falkenborg 1-3 0 0 0 0 0
Troncoso L,0-1 2 2 2 2 0 2

Umpires—Home, Angel Campos; First, Dan Iassogna; Second, Bill Hohn; Third, Dale Scott.
T—3:26. A—55,220 (56,000).

 

I tried to play earlier and had the same problem.

 

damn damn damn

 

The most ridiculous statement in the Huskies preview was that JR Hasty was the most heralded running back recruit to ever come to Washington. Apparently the people at Blue Ribbon have forgotten about Paul Arnold. The former Kennedy High School standout was the number 5 running back in the NATION and number 15 prospect overall. Hasty was the fifth best IN THE STATE and 67 in the West. He wasn't on any national lists.

 

Na Wa'a Hanakahi