cursed by office geography

You are SO not from the South.

 

Aggies crack me up, and no, I'm not a hater...just someone who grew up around the whole Aggie thing and always thought it way too cult-ish and paranoid vis-a-vis the outside world. They made a bad impression on me when I was in high school and some kid died in a Corps-related hazing incident (he was forced to do pushups until he died...can't remember exact cause of death).

Their negative obsession with UT ("TU!" tea-sippers!") is probably the lamest thing about Aggies. I'm no Longhorn, but I think it's amusing how A&M obsesses on UT all year long and UT only thinks about them during the week that they play them. I suppose a few UT fans out there obsesss on A&M like the Aggies obsess on the Horns, but generally, UT fans are content to amuse themselves in the live-music-and-swimming-hole playground that is Austin and don't freak out about the rivalry. That, of course, just makes the Aggies hate them even more...

 

Watch your fucking language, buckdub.

 

I've sat next to nose-pickers, farters, people with BO, people who ate disgusting foods at their desks, barefoot people, a zit-popper, teeth-pickers, earwax-digger-outers, stupid-joke-tellers, a few racists, a couple snoozers, a couple of drunks, Republicans, a fat guy who grunted a lot, one mucus-snorter-backer, people with annoying laughs, and at my first newspaper job a high school girl two years younger than me who once sat on my lap while talking to someone else until I told her I was starting to get aroused.

 

I suspect she already knew.

 

Cash money is all that is. Pay the man.

 

This thread is funny, but jumbo, I hope your boss doesn't know you post on here. You're sashaing your way right into a sexual harassment problem.

 

We're downtown in a college town with a window looking out onto the side streets.

I see more 22-year-old tits than you'd imagine.