Cursing in the newsroom

I noticed the WTF ... she's a True Southern girl ... all nice and polite until you walk your dirty shoes on her clean white Southern carpet.

 

what's the over/under on guys she's kneed in the groin?

i say 3.

 

Shiit, if she's a true Southern girl she's knocked that many the fuck out.

 

touche write, touche.

 

I'll just hide behind my sweet card for now. Since this has taken a Southern turn, I think I'll change it to a sweet tea card though.

I did accidentally break a guy's ribs one time but that totally wasn't my fault. He was trying to tickle me and I cannot control my punches and kicks when someone does that. I may be laughing but you'd better hope your ass can move fast enough.

 

"but that totally wasn't my fault."

oh shit that is funny.

at the time, did you also say, "now look what you made me do?"

 

Silly KG, doesn't know her own strength.

 

You're damn right I blamed it on him!

 

nice. ... and he'd better blame himself, too, or he just might get another link busted in the cage?


she's got potential write. i mean it.

 

I don't know. I think she might be too nice.

How well do you suffer fools, KG?

 

Well pulling the sweet tea card out, I felt a tiny bit bad when I found out they really were broken. But that's just the Southern girl in me. I'm really bad though, because I broke up with him before they were even healed.

 

Well I can't give it away yet, it'll spoil it all. I'll let you know when I'm done.