Deadspin: Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend story was a hoax

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d41a24adc5/manti-te-o-s-eharmony-ad?playlist=featured_videos

 

It would be nice if you didn't try to imply I thought Te'o was in on it. He's a fame whore who tried to get publicity off a supposed "tragedy."

 

Phone sex, Te'o Style:

Lennay: Hi honey, have you got your dick out?
Te'o: Yeah!

Lennay: Are you getting hard?
Te'o: YEAH!!!

Lennay: Are you stroking your dick?
Te'o: Oh YEAH!!!

Lennay: You about to shoot off?
Te'o: Oh hell YEAH!!!
Lennay: Hold on, your mom wants to talk to you.

 

3:58 p.m.: Katie thanks everyone, cuts to an audience full of middle-aged ladies in Day-Glo blazers. We assume they were plants. That was a strange hour.

 

Eh. There's lots of people who do believe he was in on it. Whether you're included in that group....whatever.

Fame whore, huh? Yeah. He has a real history of being a fame whore and going for publicity. So much so that he waited until December of his senior season to capitalize on that fame.

Right.

 

At least get your facts straight, champ, unless you missed the Te'o stories fom the fall, including an in-house interview he did for the official UND athletics website.

 

Holy shit. He did an interview for a story on the Notre Dame web site? Well, hell. I stand corrected.

What a whore for fame!!! He should be ashamed of himself.

 

Redskins players duped by fake woman.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/23/nfl-redskins-duped-online-hoax/1859021/

 

Manti Te'o is either:

1) one of the most fiendish scamsters ever;

2) one of the dumbest fuckers to ever walk the earth;



3) ragingly gay (NTTAWWT of course).


...Or some combination of any or all of the above.

 

Those players are just fame whores, I bet. Probably even offered to be interviewed for a story in the Gameday program.

Goddamn glory hogs.

 

In case you hadn't heard, the Hogs disbanded. Oh wait, that was the Hogettes. Carry on.

 

I'm guessing you think Ray Lewis is a humble guy, too.