Deadspin posts the Favre pics. Ugh.

Nah. It's Dave Parker. The beard is a dead ringer. So is the smile. So is the coke residue on his jersey.

 

Fucking fantastic.

These Wrangler ads take on a whole new meaning now.

"What's your Wrangler story?"
"Well, Brett, I was wearing a pair one night when I dropped 'em to take a picture of my dick and send it to some hottie."

 

including the mangy, dirty old man manhandling the manicurist.

"I'll bet you even money you can't get in the room".

 

Maybe that explains the two hardboiled eggs in the second photo.

 

"Honk".

 

is that phil simms?

 

Happy Birthday Brett, the NFL is fast-tracking your investigation:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5670800

 

21=-zip, giants. nicks 7 catches, 2 tds, 3 plays into 2nd period.

 

Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

And yeah, it's definitely Parker. Bonds never had a beard, and probably never smiled, either.

 

"Ahhh jusss luv tah play duh gayme an' show mah dong, maaayun......Imma go cry now...."

 

Pro Football Talk had something up during the day that said his punishment was going to be announced before the Niners-Philly game. That story has now been taken down. Since PFT's editor works for NBC and regularly appears before the Sunday night game, I'm guessing his sources were pretty good, but Goodell decided to wait.

 

Charlie Casserly is reporting that the Vikings will handle punishment in house and that brett Favre will sit out the first series of tomorrow's game against the Jets. Also Favre will be required to get a haircut.