Deadspin posts the Favre pics. Ugh.

The timing of this is fantastic. Now I just need to figure out how to make it into a Halloween costume...

 

and how to take pictures with a cellphone.

 

"Hi, I am Jenn Sterger. I am a nobody on a nothing network doing a show nobody watches that is likely to die soon, I have only two real assets and since I've already shown them in Playboy and Hustler and Penthouse are both struggling and might not be able to pay me what I want, my 15 minutes are just about up. I need desperately to stay relevant and cash in all at the same time. Oh wait, there were a couple of photos Brett Favre sent me that I kept for a rainy day. And knowing that the Jets would play the Vikings this year I waited patiently and prayed all summer that Favre would come back so I could reveal them at the right time, like the week of the game. That's why when he announced he was returning, I started calling attorneys to figure out just how much this is going to be worth to me! My career might still be a joke, I've now furthered my reputation as just another bimbo a fledgling network has whored out for ratings, but hey, at least I'm going to be paid really well!!!"

 

Zag: Indisputably, undeniably, definitely, absolutely, Brett Favre cannot send pictures of his penis to Jets employees (or any other women who are not his wife or urologist).

Regardless what you think of Sterger, there is no evidence she was a willing recipient of those photos, nor is she currently using this situation to launch a worldwide media tour. Although I will be shocked if we don't hear from her via 'one big interview' a la Oprah.

It doesn't matter one iota how many assets she has or how she uses them. She has a right to not receive dick shots from Brett Favre (or anyone else).

I do question what action she (or the Jets) might have taken if those pics came from a groundskeeper or parking attendant. Although I suspect, given her body of work, this is not the first time she has received such graphic communication.

 

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of fucked-up thought process runs through somebody's head before they come to the conclusion that the absolutely best way to win a girl's heart - or get her in the sack - is to send her a picture of your dong.

 

Strictly speculation on my part, but I'll bet it worked for him in the past.

 

It's practically a requirement for the women on Craig's List.

Apparently all the greats had dick pics out there. The problem is you can't control what happens to them when they're out in public.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/nude_mickey_mantle_pic_ends_up_on_USHVUpSSXQ8wBDn7ivptBN

 

Back when "Playmakers" was rolling, there was a storyline involving the Southern gunslinger QB who banged a groupie in the shower at halftime. Even at the time I thought it had to be a Favre reference.

 

Whitlock on sexism in the NFL....hard to imagine this incident is going to raise societal awareness within a culture that celebrates sideline strippers cheerleaders and Hooters and fans chanting 'T-I-T-S! TITS TITS TITS!' at female fans, but it's an interesting discussion.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/brett-favre-jenn-sterger-scandal-makes-us-confront-sexism-in-football-101110

 

There's a Fox Sports "Scandal Center" for the Brett Favre situation. God help us.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/page/Brett-Favre-Jenn-Sterger-alleged-sexting-photos

 

My prediction: He gets a one-game suspension. He appeals until after they play the Packers a second time or until the end of the season (if he can) and then he retires.

 

I'm asking this in all seriousness: What did you see or hear on that deadspin "report" that really made you believe that was A) Brett Favre's voice or B) Brett Favre's manhood?

I'm still calling BS just because I think Deadspin will do whatever it takes to make something out of nothing.