Dear dimwit on the phone

You did. Crap! How much space did that require? (Or do you live in a really small town?)

 

My mom is a supervisor at an answering service. I found out today that one of their jobs is answering calls from people whose DUI interlock devices aren't letting their cars start. I have a newfound appreciation for what I could to be an annoying call.

 

Angry reader calls up outraged that the Friday paper didn't have a single word whatsoever about the Thursday night NFL football game... that wasn't scheduled.

 

Oh ... nevermind.

 

Dear Sports Department,

You need to tell your reporters to write a story about how important it is for the fans to cheer super duper loud at this next game because of how important it is.

Signed, dimwit

 

Guess we need more stories about the cheerleaders then...they must be getting shy since they don't get covered.

 

Sometimes I'm just amazed at the morons that exist in this world.

 

Check out the politics thread.

 

why do you care? you can't vote or pay property taxes.

 

Yes, I'm in a small town. But it was just a handful who entered our contest. So we listed about 20 maybe 25 homes.

 

Is this the dimwit you refer to?

 

Aw, OK, makes sense in that case. We probably have 25 or more homes decorated in just my subdivision.