Dear dimwit on the phone

Hey, just got the SE job for a small daily in Texas. Yesterday I covered what we call a 7 on 7 tournament. Have any of you had the problem of underage girls (cheerleaders) hittin on you when you're tryin to take pics and focus on the game? I just kept thinkin....jailbait......LOL

 

Just tell them how little money you make. That tends to drive chicks away faster than anything else.

 

16 will get you 10 to 20.

 

; ;D Ya, just got told I would be covering the college football. 8) Now at least the chicks will be over 18 on the sidelines..........

 

You're off to an impressive start.
The chicks should be swarming you.

Don't let the gamers hold you back, kid.

 

hey even with some of the high school seniors you're in the clear, just ask for ID.

and congrats on the gig.

 

Keep thinking like that and you do well in the business ... now fetch us some beers, noob.

 

But 15 will only get you 5.

 

Calling it now:

"Why weren't there any Wimbledon results in Monday's paper?"

 

Nice.

 

People care about tennis?

 

And those that do know Wimby is usually dark on the first Sunday.