Dear God, there's more than one of them?

Ahahahahahahhahahahaha ... can't breathe ... looking at fitness pictures ... muahahhahah ... he's about as cut as JDV is.

 

http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/Fitness.aspx

People are just insane.

 

It's stunning what a complete douchebag this guy sounds like.

It's stunning how similar he sounds to JDV.

 

Yup. They all look like hostages.

 

Absolutely hilarious.

 

Check out the 'scenes' he's been in ... what does 'extra' status pay in Atlanta?

 

You think he'd pose with a straight woman, not that there's anything wrong with that

 

They both even invoke their middle name or initial.

 

JFP!

I need a shower after looking at that Web site. bleech!

 

Something for the ladies:
HEIGHT
6'
SUIT
41R
SHIRT
17.5 X 34
SHOE
11
WAIST
34 X 32
HAIR
Brown
EYES
Hazel

 

I have a 34 waist. I don't think that's anything to brag about

 

I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Toby Keith & LeAnn Rimes to name a few.


I bet almost every poster here (except JDV, of course) could kick this guy's ass at the "fame game".

We need an SportsJournalists.com smackdown.

JDV vs JFP