Dear God, there's more than one of them?

Why does he use johnfitzgeraldpage.com?
Was ragingsuperfitegotisticalassholewhospendshisdaysbeatingoffwatchingpriceisrightreruns.com taken?

 

My favorite of his 'print' model gigs:

Holiday Inn - Waterpark Frolicker

And for $20:

 

Yes, I almost linked to this a week or so ago but was afraid to after the "Super Genius" thread debacle.

 

With regard to this thread title...the scary thing is that there are PLENTY of them.

Half are pro athletes. If they couldn't catch a football or hit homeruns, they'd be schnooks writing about themselves on MySpace, CAPITALIZING the important words so we'll UNDERSTAND.

 

To paraphrase long-forgotten hardcore punk icons The Meatmen, I think he beats off to videos of himself beating off.

 

You forgot the BOLDING

 

Meta. Sweet.

 

The song was called, I think, "Punk-O-Rama" and was about a fictitious punk rock TV game show. Introducing the contestants...

"Herrrrre's SLAMMY FROM MIAMI!!!! Slammy likes violence, hatred and drugs and hates Reagan, the Klan and his mother. His hobbies include beating off while watching videos of himself beating off, skateboarding and various inhalants."

 

Shoot, chick, you beat me to it.

 

Well, I didn't see bolding on the Page page, but there were LOTS OF CAPS. Also VERY LONG paragraphs.

 

LINKS!! LINKS!! NSFW!!