Dear God, there's more than one of them?

Notice the article's first comment mentions JDV and his site. It's a wonder this guy hasn't found this site yet.

 

NSFW? Hell, NS, in general. Looks like Halloween came a few days early for SportsJournalists.com.

 

Best comments in the ajc:

By daniel vasquez

Oct 25, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

straight people are a mess. this keeps me gay.

have a blessed day


By SF

Oct 25, 2007 6:24 PM | Link to this

This guy has nothing John D. Villareal. He doesn't post videos of himself on YouTube, he doesn't claim to be a super-genius and he doesn't claim to have a legion of fans (the Villa Army) ...

http://www.johndvillarreal.com/site_flash/index.html


By hell's kitchen buy

Oct 15, 2007 5:11 PM | Link to this

He's hardly in shape. He's got "car butt," a.k.a. "secretary spread." check out the love handles in the watersports (oops, waterpark) ad, and then the highly selective body shots on his site. Dude is delusional if he thinks he's a fitness model.

 

This website HAS to be a joke...look at the 'Merchandise' page.

http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/Merchandise.aspx

 

lol,

his earlier web page

http://www.geocities.com/johnfpage/

 

As we know, there are many nicknames for the hard-rockin' hairstyle known as the mullet.

In this case, I think "schlong" is the most appropriate.

 

Wow.

Just got around to checking this shit out.

Is this utter ridiculousness becoming a trend?

 

Just looked at the "skills" section of his online resume where he lists:

LOOKALIKES:

Will Ferrell
Steven Seagal, Bruce Campbell, Ben Affleck
Matthew Perry (74%), Mathew Fox (70%), Kyle McLaughlin (70%), Jason Priestly (70%)
Patrick Swayze (68%), Simon LeBon (67%), Nick Lachey (66%), Ryan Phillippe (64%)
Jesse Metcalfe (64%), Tom Cruise (64%), Matt Damon (63%), Billy Zane (62%)
Hugh Grant (60%), Heath Ledger (58%), Luke Perry (57%), Val Kilmer (56%)
Lance Armstrong (53%), Paul Walker (52%), Fabio (48%)

My lord, I'd personally be dying of embarrassment if I only bore a 48% resemblance to Fabio. How can he possibly boast of such a shamefully low figure.

 

The "Mensa member with muscles" shirt is SO going to my secret santa

 

People ... if you're flexing back and taking pictures, you do not want to look like this:




You want to look more like this:

 

What if you don't want to look like either?

 

I'm just sayin' ... if you think you're that hot and need to have pics taken of you flexing, you better have game. He doesn't.