Death is at our doorstep

So every time we see a red X, it means Death took what was supposed to be in the picture?

 

Death, have you sued the word "deadline" for copyright infringement?

 

I was just discussing with Len Bias the other night this very problem during the Celtics game.

Since the patent office didn't exist when I came into being, I don't have much of a leg to stand on there.

I do have assistants though, patterned after NBC's plan of attack, that scour You Tube in an effort to see if my likeness is being used without permission. Unfortunately, lots of times I am considered public domain.

What a thread this has become. It's kept me so busy, 1,872 lives have been spared so far today that otherwise wouldn't have been. Should make for a manic Monday.

 

Death, I want to say you're doing a hell of a job with the Flyers' Cup hopes.

 

Once in a while, I get involved in events. Not yet in hockey. I did have a good block on Kobe Bryant earlier today in OT against the Jazz ... actually, it was a goaltend, it was coming down and was in the cylinder when I gave it a nudge off the iron.

Poor Kobe.

 

Ah, Kobe deserved it. He always does.

Punk.

 

So you're reporting that God is female? Can we get a confirming source on that one? And then can you go post on the "ask a zealot" thread? Thanks in advance.

 

Death, I am curious:

How do you feel about your portrayal by Fredric March in Death Takes A Holiday? Did Brad Pitt do a better job in Meet Joe Black?

 

Yes, it's common knowledge. Only a woman could be so loving, forgiving and intelligent. Pretty self-evident, actually.

A guy with that much power would waste it on other, shall we say, less altruistic matters. The ultimate joint. Bigger johnson. To see what happens when worlds REALLY do collide, as in planet-to-planet.

The only confirmation I can offer would be a one-way ticket to see for yourself though.

I will pop over to the zealot thread and offer my two cents.

 

Wait. So bigger johnsons are an option?

 

Only for men who would plan on using them at some point, Mike. They just aren't for show.

 

Oh.