Death is at our doorstep

You really are a sport. You rock, Mike. I will work on getting you some action.

 

I like jokes. And no help is necessary. Just check with me before you take any female out.

 

Famous last words?

 

I for, one am not surprised that Death has a hard time getting chicks.

Who wants the Kiss of Death?

 

I don't know about famous. ...

 

But they may want the Dick of Death.

 

Only if Death has balls...

 

Wilt Chamberlain?

 

There are still women walking around bull-legged years after the fact thanks to Wilt. Alas, I have no balls nor a "magic stick" as the youngsters call it these days.

The only staff size I can brag about is my scythe.

 

As opposed to an infected butterfly penis, or the Dead Penis?

 

And the shark is already leapt: LifeAfterDeath is the newest member. About 20 variants on the theme to come.

 

Hiya, SJers! Just got finished watching DeGrassi on the DVR and just thought I'd jump on here for a little equal time and give a shout-out to my man Death.

Been lurking here for a long time. Sorry if I'm a little nervous, but this place has a cult following in the after life.

I brought beer, is it acceptable for a newbie to bring forth something from God's country? Old Style! Get it? Remember their TV ads?

That just slays me.