Did you know...

...that 1:46 a.m. is a terrible time to let your mind wander?

 

...that it's gettin' dark, too dark to see; I think I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Or it's bedtime.

ooo-ooo-ooo-oo

 

... Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

 

I knew this.

 

A 61-degree apartment feels nice on a 90-degree day.

 

So does Shelbey's Mom. Anyone who say her at the state softball tourney had to be impressed. Just a beautiful, beautiful woman.

 

867-5309, you can call me up any old time.

 

n-i-c-e

 

and probably feels brutal on a 20-degree day

 

Mon? In a rasta way, "mon"? WTF!

 

My bad, I was absent the day in school when they taught us how to spell.