Did you know...

...if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

 

... that gardening at night just didn’t grow?

 

... that wisdom teeth growing in can really hurt?

 

... that someone left a cake out in the rain?
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

 

I fell in to a burnin' ring of fire/I went down, down, down and the flames... got higher/And it burns, burns, burns... the ring of fire...the ring of fire.

 

.. this will not end well?

 

..the board has been shut down for less than this?

 

. . . this sets up the rest of the thread nicely.

 

that Marrakech used to be cool, but is now full of Euro-douches trying to make it into a vast Club Med?

 

. . . that you're hired!

 

I will not be baited.

And I need both hands.

 

... that bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.