Do mature women appeal?

That they have no clue how to use. Way more car than most of them can handle.

 

I don't deny that. My sex strategy is: insert.

 

Which makes you an adequate gynecologist at best.

 

I figure cougars are a lot like Al Davis, drafting the best athlete available every year and figuring they can learn football whenever.

 

Everything's a story idea. Began when I saw a license plate "MULF" on a car driven by a blonde of indeterminate age.

 

Dude, I think Penthouse will publish your letter regardless. But, just to be safe, you might want to make the protagonist around 20 and the woman in the story 45. That's cool. Kind of a "Mrs. Robinson" thing, or even a Poin thing. Too much older and you start wondering if the blue carpet matches the blue drapes, and that's just too nasty an image to shake. You just can't beat off when that shit's in your head.

 

Carpet is totally out of style anyway. I bet a lot of 25 yr olds have never even seen carpet.

 

At 45, the great thing is the available age span: 25 (maybe 20) to 70, depending on variables of course.

 

But they have hard wood.

 

DOROTHY CREOSOTE IS A SAINT!

 

(Ashen college boy whimpering the corner after close encounter with the mulf in jaredk's story: "I don't know, man, it's like there was something ALIVE down there, with fur or something...like a fucking hedgehog or something...')

 

I've always likened it to eating celery.