Do mature women appeal?

Twenty-five years older overshoots my mom's age by six years. No thanks. I don't want to be at the desk of the No-Tell Motel asking if they have a seniors discount for hourly rates.

Anything beyond 10-12 years older (I'm 36) I would have to pass. And were I in the market and had a prayer in hell, I absolutely would go 10-15 years younger.

 

The series finale of Weeds is on tonight. I might watch in hopes of more Mary-Louise Parker revelations like the bathtub scene.

 

MILFY-Louise!

 

Elizabeth Gracen definitely was not a 3 or a 4.

 

Recognize the name. Wasn't she Miss America?

 

Not really when you're nearly 50. Maybe when I was 20 or 30. One thing I did find out about older women was they they damn well knew what they wanted and were not going to waste time on stupid head games, which was great.

 

Exactly.

 

Correct. When they give head, it's typically very straightforward.

 

Where the hell am I supposed to find that woman?

 

End of thread.

 

Conversely, no 27-year-old woman is going to be attracted to me?

 

Yup, and a Playboy model.