Do Vegetarians and Vegans Think They Are Better Than Everyone Else?

Basmati rice over all other rice.

 

Risotto.

 

Hot food take: Rice destroys pasta.

 

RISOTTO = RICE!

 

The complete wrongness of that statement makes me sad.

 

Where does the deep-fried, bacon-wrapped snickers bar fit into this conversation?

 

Answer depends on whether we're allowed to eat said deep-fried, bacon-wrapped snickers bar with a fork and knife.

 

Rice and pasta are both great.
I love basmati rice, but it's right for every rice dish.

 

Clearly, as demonstrated here, you need a fork. You don't want Monster Batter (that does need to be capped) on your fingers.

 

I think I've posted this before, but I eat this salad on the regular. It's incredible. It does have blue cheese in it, which is one of the best parts for me, but vegans could eliminate it.

http://deadspin.com/how-to-make-a-salad-that-doesnt-suck-a-guide-for-the-5943632

 

If you're going to deep-fry a Snickers bar wrapped in bacon, and you're having people over, can you at least use turkey bacon? I think that would be a good middle ground for vegetarians.

 

My ethical principles do not allow me to eat legumes, so the only polite thing for a host/hostess to do would be offer me a deep-fried, bacon-wrapped Milky Way.