Do we close the borders?

Never said anything about kicking anyone out. I'd close the borders and find a way - there has to be one, i dont have an answer, but homeland security sure does - to keep the MFs who want us dead, out of the country.

I said way back to nuke the MFs ... our at least the region where the majority of these cocksuckers are.

Are you guys watching the same news reports that I am? Are you reading the front page of the NY Times? We're close to world war 3. That's a fact.

 

question - you are an FBI profiler assigned to the Canadian border looking for terrorists
Give us a brief discription of the type of person that you would be looking for
looks , country of origin , ect
simply put give us a discription of a typical terrorist.
Boom - I'd start with the 20 or so terrorists that hijacked planes and go from there. As a minority, I'm not a fan of profiling. But at this point, something must be done. 70 year old grandmas getting patted down is just fucking dumb.

 

SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!

I don't know if you should eat those Fruit Roll Ups or smoke them.

 

Just for A_F:

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

 

can't tell you how happy this fruit roll-ups joke makes me.

what funny, or strange, is that 2 days ago i was thinking of fruit roll-ups and wondering what ever became of them. now i know: almost famous horked them all.

 

You've got to be doing this as a form of self-parody.

Close to WWIII? Thanks for the update. We've been close to WWIII, in one shape or another, since about 1955. Good thing Fruit Rollups never go out of style.

 

I'm calm. I know this is what they want - hysteria. This, fortunately, is just a message board.

Fruit Roll ups rock.

I actually think that the cocksuckers had their best shot at 9/11, and the US won't let that happen again. the US intelligence has stepped up greatly since 9.11, and i can only hope nothing will actually happen.

but these bastards are relentless. i pray for them.

 

Good quote, HB.

This thread is bordering on silliness.

Close the borders to whom?

Let's look at the Canadian/US border.

You're talking about the two largest trading partners in the world.

You going to turn back a truck driver at Detroit because he happens to be brown? And his name is Abdul?

You close down the U.S./Canada border, you shut down the economies of two countries.

 

That's better, A_F. Think pleasant thoughts.

Think about those hot women you might hook up with at the underage club tonight and during many tonight's to come.

Think about the joy you'll experience come next March when you're gleefully throwing down disposable income on your favorite MVC tournament teams instead of using your disposable income breathlessly running into your local Wal-Mart gun shop bleating, "Gimmie every fucking piece you have in this motherfucker! Mother fucking desert Charlie is on my ass like fruit on roll up! It got to get to Lowe's in double quick time, do you know how much bomb shelters are?"

Take another bite of your orange Fruit Roll Up if it makes you feel better, and don't feel guilty about eating a Grape one. You're stressed out, treat yourself. Splurge.

Hell, rock that can of tuna while you're at it. Let the calming tuna water run over you.

Calgon Starkist ... take me away!

 

Hook up with? Dude, I'm engaged. I haven't seen strange in a loonnnnnnggggggg time.

As for that MVC stuff ... yeah, i guess you're right. The MVC had such an amazing tournament. The MVC deserved 8 teams.

 

I say we only let Fruit Rollups into the country.