Do you want the terrorists to win?

I bet if we got Hondo, Tony, Lyman and Poindexter on this, collectively they couldn't hit 80%

 

Wheee!!!!

Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 94%

You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!

 

I dunno.

Maybe it's ageism.

No. 8 I went with "poorly."

No. 12 I went wtih "sunk pretty low."

No. 17 I said No.

 

I am 0% Canuck.

 

57%
You, sir or ma'am, are more than half terrorist sympathizer. Your ill-will toward America can barely be concealed, and has now been uncovered by this quiz. Your love of America and of her dear leader, President Bush, is clearly approaching treasonously low levels. But it's not too late for you. Shut yourself out from all liberal influence, listen only to Sean Hannity, read only Ann Coulter, and above all stop questioning! Questioning only gets our troops killed in their noble battle against the forces of evil that besiege our great land!

 

I thought my "liberal wimps" answer would put me over the top, but some of those questions I just couldn't bring myself to answer, even as a joke.

And Doc, I believe buying free beer for such a traitor has helped the terrorists in their effort. I am ashamed.

 

Weird. It told me the terrorists have already won.

 

I'm only 37 percent Canadian.
I am crushed.

 

Well, I took the terrorists getting 7.5. I don't want them to win. Just cover.

I'll take the quiz shortly.

 

72 percent, and even better I'm immune to Ann Coulter! Woo-hoo!

 

Yea! 100% for me.
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!

 

100 percent!
I hate America! Go terrorists!