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I'm a Muslim(and 17), so I can't drink alcohol. But I can't live without my chocolate milk. ;D

 

Just make sure it isn't soy milk.

 

I'm a non-drinker, so the most I ever do is sip the fiancee's drink or toast at weddings and New Year's.

 

I'm working on six or seven months...Haven't a drink since after I turned 21.

 

Due to a case of the flu, until last Friday, I hadn't had anything but NyQuil for the past three weeks. But I needed to have a few Sapphire and tonics to get through my wife's office holiday party. Been a good boy since then, but mostly because putting my daughter to sleep drains me of all of my energy.

 

You can get drunk off NyQuil, though. Saw some guys in college do that.
I haven't not been drunk in the past week.

 

I haven't gone seven days without a drink since I was 7.

 

I love me some Boulevard Wheat or Pale Ale or maybe a Fat Tire over a nice, close game of NTN Trivia down at Buffalo Wild Wings. Good stuff.

 

There's a line from A.J. Liebling, circa 1950, in which he bemoaned the current state of sports writing because for so many many younger practitioners, as soon as the fight was over, it was "home to wife and baby" whereas Liebling believed their time would have better been spent in a saloon "soaking up information."

 

I think that Denis Leary called it the 13th step of AA.

 

My grandmother drank Nyquil to get drunk. She promised her children that she would never have alcohol in the house after admitting she had a drinking problem. She just switched to Nyquil and drank that until she passed away.

 

I didn't start drinking until I was 25 (scared to death of the folks finding out I was having a few beers with the fellas in college).

I've been really blasted three times: after the college alma mater's home opener in '02, homecoming two years ago, and after a art opening at an acquaintance's gallery. I almost made it out of my car to throw up. I was two seconds too late.

Besides that, I haven't had a drink since Saturday at a pal's party. I'll have another one tomorrow night after at meeting.

I'm such a lush now.