Does Lindsay Lohan have you beat?

Hmmmm . . . one of these things is not like the other. I gotta say, I've never heard of a memorable drunk having happened at an art gallery. I must not hang out with the right crowds.

 

I quit drinking for a couple of years in the 90s. Big mistake.

 

I haven't had a drink since Thanksgiving, and even then it was only like two beers in two days. I just don't have the fucking time to drink any more.

 

AA is for quitters.

Got pretty drunk last Thursday and went gambling at the casino. Won $150 at the $1-2 No Limit table.

Followed that up by getting a little saucy on Friday and getting shut down by girls who were having a boob contest (seriously, WTF is this world coming to when I can't score a phone number from a girl who comparing her boobs to her friend's in a bar?).

Saturday was more mellow. Just a couple beers at a bar.

 

When there is plenty of wine at an art gallery, you are sure to get drunk real easy! That one was earlier this year in February. It was wine and cheese all night long.

I like beer, but I can't drink it every time I go out with friends. I feel like the Goodyear blimp after downing a pitcher of it. So, I switched to wine (White Zin, Chardonnay, Rieslings) and an occasional vodka and Red Bull.

 

What are you, on your period?

 

But has she had sex in that time?

 

I'm a girly man.

Ain't that right, fellas?