Donald Trump: Come Kiss the Ring

If he went to NMMI we'd be able to verify it by his broom handle stories.

 

Mr. Trump memorably told Mr. D’Antonio that “when I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”

Ain't that the truth.

 

Latest: Trump says don't vote for Carly Fiorina because she's ugly.

In a new interview in Rolling Stone released late Wednesday, GOP frontrunner Trump said of the former HP chief "Look at that face!?"

"Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!" the magazine quotes Trump as saying while he and his staff watch a television appearance by Fiorina.

The real estate mogul reportedly added: "I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Trump Defends Fiorina 'Face' Insult: 'I'm Talking About Persona'

 

I keep thinking that the next Trump insult will be the one that deflates his campaign bubble and this might be the one, but, somehow, I doubt it.

 

He could drop the N-word and his old, white, goober base would screech "'Bout time someone said it!!!"

 

Dana Milbank had a pretty good breakdown this morning: Ted Cruz flounders in Trump’s shadow

Ted Cruz gives a well-crafted and intelligent speech opposing the Iran deal, and you could hear crickets. Then, Trump gets up and says, "Everyone's STUPID!" to massive cheers.

Dumbasses who want only LOUD NOISES are drowning out anyone who wants rational thought. And it's not particularly close.

 

"If I win the presidency, I guarantee you that those four prisoners are back in our country before I ever take office. I guarantee that. They will be back before I ever take office because they know that’s what has to happen."

The thing about Trump is that he's just crazy enough that our enemies might actually fear him.

No one fears Obama.

Iran released the US hostages on Reagan's inauguration day because they feared him. Trump predicts they will do the same thing if he gets elected.

 

False.

As for Trump, his "I'm going to do this and it's going to be GREAT!" and "We're going to WIN!" shtick is getting old. Start ponying up the "how" of all your plans and maybe you'll be less of a joke.

 

Trump = Charlie Sheen

 

I love this paragraph from Milbank's story:

The crowd wasn’t extraordinary (the few thousand weren’t nearly enough to fill the lawn), but the characters onstage were: Sarah Palin (who had words about a unicorn and a kaleidoscope), “Duck Dynasty’s” Phil Robertson (who spoke of Jesus coming to Earth as “Jewish flesh”) and radio personalities Glenn Beck and Mark Levin. Among the signs in the crowd was one saying “Obama/Hillary/Kerry, fulfilling Hitler’s Dreams” and another proclaiming “Our enemy in Iran is making a deal with our enemy in the White House.”

That's quality right there. And now I want a unicorn -- a little tiny one.

But really, what the fuck is the deal with the Duck Dynasty dude being onstage?

 

True.

How many candidates have offered specifics for their big proposals?

 

Well, Cruz did. Yesterday. Mere minutes before the Trump shitshow started.

Jeb! did, too. Yesterday. For his tax plan.

Marco Rubio has. On immigration.