Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby?

Blasphemy! The movie is great.

Eres tu, that's all I'm sayin'.

 

That's a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she dates one of the Yankees.

 

Richard. Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

 

Hey. Do you know where the weight room is?

 

"I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"
"It was cordless."

 

"Come on, Richard. Lots of people go to college for seven years."

"Yeah, they're called 'Doctors.' "

 

If I didn't get the wings, big deal. I still had that meat lover's pizza in the trunk.

 

Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta hug!

 

Were you watching a movie with that funny comedian .. oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett!

 

Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?

He's a big, dumb animal isn't he folks?



I'd better not.... I have what the doctor calls a "bit of a weight problem."

 

Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!

 

Stewardess: I can get you on a flight coming BACK from Chicago. Does that help?
Richard Hayden: Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
[Stewardess looks confused]
Stewardess: I don't think so.