Drug-Addled Gasbag Steps In It

You better get typing on that local bowling agate.

 

Sorry guys ... I was busy typing in the prep tennis scores. Did I miss anything on here?

 

No, but you missed Misty Muffinlick in the JV tennis scores, and she tries just as hard as the varsity girls.

Back to the drawing board.

 

Did not. Got it right here in the East Bumblefuck-West Podunk lines...

 

That's good work outta you!

Now, can you get East Bumblefuck's coach on the phone?

We need a quote for the capsule.

 

And if nothing else, you being a pompous jerk is as predictable as the sun rising.

 

Just won another bet. Hondo came back.

I'm up a toonie for the day.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

Geez, can't even do Tennis agate right... no need for (WP) since it's only two teams and no tennis set can end 6-5...
What a maroon...

 

Shit.

 

You misspelled Booneville.

And the No. 3 singles player is Jacq Smith, not Jack Smith. Just like a stupid ass agate clerk to get that wrong.

 

I get a good laugh at the fact that in your world, having your being a pompous jerk pointed out is a win.

The soft bigotry of low expectations, indeed.

 

Uh, what?

Did you read the term "soft bigotry of low expectations" somewhere online and have been dying to use it ever since?