Duke professors backpedaling

Further evidence of their out-of-touchness.

 

I was thinking maybe they were too afraid to even theoretically imply that the sacred cow of the Research Triangle was in any way blemished. Either that, or they have proof that Duke basketball players are gay.

 

"Mensa cocktail parties"?
Can I ask, in all seriousness, what in hell that's supposed to mean?

 

Hint: Here's what they serve there ...


THE BRAIN Drink Recipe
2 parts ABSOLUT MANDRIN
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Black Raspberry Liqueur
Lime Wedge

Shake with ice and strain to a sling glass filled with ice cubes.

 

Now, FB, if you can't figure that out, I don't think I can explain it to you.

 

It reads like a cheap piece of phony proletarian outrage that plays on a malign streak of anti-intellectualism not unfamiliar to the followers of, among other people, George (Pointy-Headed Professors) Wallace.
But I could be wrong.

It reads like a cheap piece of phony proletarian outrage that plays on a malign streak of anti-intellectualism not unfamiliar to the followers of, among other people, George (Pointy-Headed Professors) Wallace.
But I could be wrong.

 

Not tooooo far.

 

It's because they didn't want to get the all-powerful Mike Krzyzewski upset.

 

Duke professors have always been great back peddlers. It's been the hands that have held them back from playing in Ted Roof's Cover 2 secondary all these years.

 

If you concede that the ad "does assume that the event happened," in your words, then it, by your definition, robs the accused of their resumption of innocence.

 

Of course Duke has a football team. The coach is Owen Twelve...