Early Season Beat Writer Change at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette?

Well, I do have a long way to go. Five cities out of 57 (the baseball episode and Puerto Rico don't count) and only three more where I've got two places is nothing, especially with season four starting next week. Luckily, I'm close enough to some big cities that I can start to knock a few more out this year.

 

If your goal is to visit all the restaurants on Man v Food and visit ever MLB park, that's cool with me. I lost my teenage metabolism and the ability to gorge without any consequences in my mid 20s.

 

Nobody ever said I was going to attempt the eating challenges. You can visit a famous restaurant without gorging yourself. Also, on the terribly slim chance I ever do get married, pretty much every woman I discuss this with would be interested in trying to achieve that goal too.

 

I should have put a smiley face, because I'd like to visit places featured on the Travel Channel. I live within two hours' drive from a half dozen cities featured on the show.

 

You can't get married if you want to have the Man vs. Food beat.

 

Trolls will be trolls.

 

Oh come on. Even you and Nighthack should be able to find that funny.

 

Yeah, what could be your problem with that?

 

Did I have it out with you too on a JRC thread? Or about the Mets? Or about some other hot topic that gets me riled up? Because I don't know who you are and I can't keep track of all of you elephantine types in my encroaching old age.

 

From the long-forgotten "Rules:"

<i>Personal Attacks</i>
...<b>Do not accuse others of being trolls...</b>

 

Ah, my fault. I've gotten so used to being slammed on this thread that I thought I was getting ripped again. Sounds like you're living in a nice area, good for you.

 

Read a paragraph above that and you'll see that the rules really don't matter on this board anymore.