Elon Musk takes over Twitter

Twitter has had the analytics info available on the app for a couple years, if not longer.

 

Or, you know, curing world hunger and disease, stuff like that

 

@The Big Ragu From the $TSLA call thread:

 

As always it's the subversive things with Musk.

The story isn't that he said deflation. Deflation is likely the right word for what he was getting at.

Watch a blue check DESTROY Elon Musk's use of vocabulary!

No, the story is that Musk sounded like peak Peter Gammons pre-brain surgery with all of that stuttering.

My guess is there were some lawyers in that room with him to make sure he didn't say something stupid hence the struggle to clutch onto just the right words.

 

If there were lawyers in the room they did a poor job. Elon kept saying stupid things.

 

Surprised the Twitter Files didn't clear this up.

Twitter Files.

 

Exclusive: Elon Musk orders removal of Twitter suicide prevention feature, sources say

 

Kill yourself now, Elon, avoid the holiday rush.

 

Twitter deletes Donald Trump Jr. tweet mocking Zelenskyy with fake naked Hunter Biden image

 

So much for #TwitterFiles ...


Was Santa Actually a Mushroom-Tripping Reindeer Herder?
In which our intrepid reporter Leighton Woodhouse explores the competing theories behind Father Christmas.

LEIGHTON WOODHOUSE
DEC 24
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The original Santa was probably a reindeer-herding medicine man in the far north of what is now Finland, and when he climbed down other people's chimneys he was probably tripping on mushrooms.

True story.

Well, maybe.

There are two competing theories about the origins of Santa.

Was Santa Actually a Mushroom-Tripping Reindeer Herder?