Elon Musk takes over Twitter

Rupert bought MySpace. Look at how that went.

 

I have a special practice; I handle one client.

 

From the desk of The Beside the Point Bureau:

Was culling my DVDs and noticed Musk is listed as a producer on "Thank You For Smoking." What is it with despots and wannabe despots and movies?

Maybe the world would have been a better place if Musk stayed in show business, Trump got into UCLA, etc..

 

It’d be a smart purchase if money wasn’t the goal. He’d either control a major mass communications outlet or he’d tank it so liberals have one fewer place to go. Win-win.

 

sir

 

I’ve blocked so many ads on Twitter, I’m starting to scrape the bottom on the promoted ones I’m seeing. I’m talking Bob’s Country Bunker and super-shady crypto levels.

 

I'm sure Taibbi will get to the bottom of this.

Twitter Engineers Created System to Boost Elon Musk's Tweets

 

If I had $44 billion, the only people to know my flaws and issues would be maitre d's, sommeliers and pari-mutual clerks. I sure as hell wouldn't spend it to let the world know what an asshole I can be. I save that for you all.

 

This story is about the most pathetic, small dick thing I have ever heard. They woke people up in the middle of the night to work exclusively on a project because his fragile ego was bruised?