Epsom Salt as a cure all

Yeahh..

Heaven... is not too far... A-wayyyyyayyyyyyayyayay yeah.

 

I'm betting Dye's Jani Lane and Zeke's the bassist with the really blue eyes and the bad teeth.

 

i can't believe we made it through the whole song without BYH poking his head in here...

You're slipping, old dickhead!

 

If anyone is still interested in Epsom Salt (which, yes, is among the three essential substances for cleaning/fixing anything), the recipe for a great salt scrub:

1 cup Epsom Salt
2 tablespoons Olive Oil
either 6 drops of any essential oil (try peppermint, lavender or lemon)
or
3 ripe strawberries, mashed

Combine all in a plastic container; it will keep in the fridge for about a week. And be careful, it will make the bathtub slippery.

 

ARRRRRRRRGH!!! This is what I get for logging out and doing actual work. I can't believe I missed Warrant karaoke. Shit!

Refresh my memory: Did you guys make up over Warrant or have you always gotten along?

I hope it's the former. Then we can say Warrant: Uniting SportsJournalists.commers since August 2006!!!

"Heaven" was a can't-miss hit...a familiar-sounding hair metal ballad following up a slow-building first hit ("Down Boys") coupled with a distinctive video (the boys sported all-white garb). It hit no. 2, if I recall correctly (hi Double J!).

But for my two cents, the best Warrant ballad was the bitter "I Saw Red," which was far better than most power ballads (I know, I know, damning with faint praise).

 

Dye and I have always gotten along, if not perfectly.

For my money, Warrant's best were Down Boys and Uncle Toms Cabin.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wait in line for tix to the Saigon Kick reunion show...

 

I'd like to interrupt this homoerotic Warrant love fest to step in and say ...

Outing alert: A_F was the ghostwriter for Larry King's USA Today column.

"Epsom salt -- it's a wonderful cure-all, seriously folks, it's not just for foot-soaking anymore ... I've looked down the shirts of many female celebrities, and take my word for it folks, Cathie Lee Crosby is stacked. Dolly Parton, surprisingly, was underwhelming ... I don't care what those egghead critics say, Armageddon was hosed out of Oscar consideration."