Esoteric all-time teams.

ALL-TIME U.S. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM:
--Cheryl Miller
--Nancy Lieberman
--Chamique Holdsclaw
--Diana Taurasi
--Sheryl Swoopes

 

ALL-TIME MIZZOU GRADS IN NFL TEAM:
QB: Paul Christman
RB: James Wilder, Johnny Roland
WR: Mel Gray, Leo Lewis, Henry Marshall
TE: Kellen Winslow
OL: Brad Edelman, Morris Towns, Kurt Petersen, Francis Peay, Bruce Van Dyke
DL: Justin Smith, Jeff Cross, Rick Lyle, Jerome Salley
LB: Andy Russell, Mike Jones, Gus Otto
DB: Roger Wehri, Erik McMillan, Eric Wright, Otis Smith
Special teams: Brock Olivo

 

Chuck~Taylor's All-Time Best NBA team:

PG: Gilbert Arenas
SG: Kobe
SF: LeBron
PF: KG
C: Dwight Howard

 

Thanks for the needed correction.

 

HAHAHA!!

Lil' Chuckie's all-time baseball team...IT HAS NO ONE BECAUSE BASEBALL IS DEAD! BASKETBALLL RULEZZZ! I LOVE JOE MORGAN AND THE YANKEES AND THE RED SOX!!! MY FRIENDS DONT PLAY BASEBALL SO IT'S DEAD!!!

 

Any shot at an All-USFL defensive unit?

And no Chuck Fusina?

 

Fusina was good at handing off to Bryant.

As far as defense, I can't recall much beyond Reggie White, John Corker, and Sam M....Oh, you are clever!

 

All-time crazy wives club (baseball)

I can't come up with a catcher's crazy wife or a better first baseman's crazy wife. Help me out here.

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1B-Barbara Bush (Hey, George H.W. Bush played at Yale)

2B-Cindy Sandberg (Humped the entire Cubs roster, forced Ryne's first retirement)

SS-Cynthia Rodriguez (A big "fuck you!" to all the kids!; Kelly Ripken deserves a shout out too)

3B-Debbie Boggs (Ran him over with a car)

OF-Marilyn Monroe (Plenty has been written here)

OF-Monique Bradley (made up crazy 911 calls because she thought he was fucking around)

OF-Alicia Machado (Bobby Abreu's almost wife, who had sex on camera with another guy on a reality show during their engagement)

DH-Jessica Canseco (wrote a book about their nasty sex life)

SP-Anna Benson (it bat shit nuts, will fuck a whole team, blah, blah, blah)
SP-Tawney Kitaen (nearly killed Chuck Finely with her shoe)
SP-Debbie Clemens (Is creepy and a little looney in interviews)
SP-Susanne Kekich (Peterson) (Wife swap)
SP-Marilyn Peterson (Kekich) (wife swap)

RP- Denise Ekersley (Left Denis in the middle of a season for his best friend and Indians teammate)