ESPN is at rock bottom...

To which question?

 

She threw the racist asshole out, too?

 

More likely she got sick of Drip always coming in the back door.

 

Marriages break up all the time.

 

Why do I think Drip's number would blow MisterCreosote's out of the water.

 

Damn it! I can't believe you posted before me.

And, it's only because I got interrupted by a phone call.

 

I don't think that qualifies as marriage in first-world countries.

 

Well, you stopped marrying crazy. That's a good start.

 

There you go again doing something that you know is bad for you. Thinking.

 

maybe he's a cornhole brother?

 

The phrase is "cornball brother."

 

not if you're on the down-low