Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

I know you don't come 'round here no more, Chris -- and that's a damn dirty shame -- but I'm hoping someone might pass along my congrats. Job well done.

 

You are such a complete douchebag.

 

I swear I'm not stalking The Jones:

http://www.jour.umt.edu/node/203

 

Ooooh, what a burn, you coward. Ever time you bring up Jones or MacGregor's name you reveal what an insecure clown you've become. I'm sorry that making all kinds of money doesn't fulfill you in any real way, so you post on a website that has nothing to do with your profession a take cheap shots at people infinitely more talented and honorable than you.

 

You forgot the "y' in every.

 

I'll give boom credit. When you're as limited as he is, you do what you can with what you have. This juvenile-needling-sit-back-and-wait-for-a-response thing has produced a lot of mileage.

Remember that SNL skit where Frank Sinatra tells 2LiveCrew guy, "You don't need to work blue, kid." And he says, "It's all I got!"

Back on topic: No offense, but how did Montana snag Jones? Damn good get and I hope those students realize how fortunate they are.

 

With every word of your posts your insecurity screams out. You have turned into a Jones/ Macgregor lap dog.

 

Is that all you've got? Been drinking this early in the morning, have you?

I know you'd like nothing better than to frustrate me into leaving this place, because all you are is the dumbass high school quarterback tipping over lunch trays of the people who make you feel stupid, but I won't give you the satisfaction. I'm the guy who punches the quarterback in the nose and watches him cry to his girlfriend in study hall.

Have another drink and click back over to the YES Network with the rest of the troglodyte mid-level corporate executives enjoying a four-martini lunch.

 

Sounds like you always wanted to be the QB. Once again your insecurity screams out.

 

Nope. The quarterback was a drunk though. Used to chug whiskey on the back of the bus on the way home from road games. Sound familiar? He became a janitor. I'm really glad your family connections allowed you to avoid a similar fate.

 

What is wrong with being a janitor. I have a lot of close friends who's dad's did custodial work so their kids could get through college.

Coming from you I am stunned that you would make such a elitist remark.