Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

Awww. That's cute. boom called up one of his friends for backup.

 

Frankly, Grimace, I think it's one and the same.

Two people cannot possibly think that was in acceptable taste.

 

Um, actually it doesn't prove that at all.

 

I just don't understand DD. Never have. Or maybe I understand too well. If you don't 100 percent agree with what he/she says, then you're a peckerhead of the highest order.

Shotglass, well, what can I say. Jealousy drips from his rectum like, well, (term for male ejaculatory fluid deleted here) drips from his mouth. Just a bitter person. I feel very sorry for him.

Grimace, I don't really know who you are, but me thinks your engine likely runs on 87 octane Massengill, too.

Here's a tip, haters. You'd kill to be Boom. So he thinks the canonization of Jones is a bit over the top. Get over it.

 

I wonder how many of Boom's fake handles are also drunk right now.

 

Actually, little known fact, MJ did play a little 3 with the Bulls. 2 and 3 very interchangable in the triangle.

 

I actually love people I disagree with here regularly. IJAG. Pope. Guy Incognito. pallister. Angola. GBNF. I even have special affection for MizzouGrad most days. That's just off the top of my head. I just think you and Boom are cowards and cheap shot artists. I'm thrilled you don't get me. It's like a validation of everything I've ever written here. Thank you. And Boom could be so rich, he can hire someone to massage his balls with Icy Hot the way Clemens did before starts. He could be married to Dorothy Hammill and have Scarlett Johansson on the side as his mistress. I still would prefer to be someone with an ounce of integrity and class.

 

Wow. So those you don't like lack integrity and class?

I always wondered who the moral fiber of this place was. Learn something new every day.

Frankly, we'd prefer you were someone with an ounce of integrity and class too.

 

Boom and BigDog are the same persona, and we've seen their personification in everyday life.

The only response they have is the snarky response, the I'm-smarter-than-the-class response. And they can't make it work. They don't have the depth and breeding to make it original, or funny, or even socially acceptable.

The problem, BigDog, is that, no, you don't learn something new every day.

 

For the sake of my faith in humanity, I hope they're the same person.

 

Wow, you had to edit for the last line? That was the product of superior depth and breeding?

Speaking of which, how is your daughter anyway?

 

reading this thread makes me want to get drunk. Like right now.

Patience, old boy, patience. The rezzies and the drinks await.