Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

Ronan Tynan called. Listening to shotglass and DD chat about what gem to post next is making his ears hurt.

 

See? Too smart and snarky for the rest of the class.

But keep on blaming everyone in the room, dools.

 

Um, I was just making a comment. I didn't blame anyone. I much prefer the registered version of the board.

 

Well, it's like DD said. Everyone can just pick a side.

 

We do not accept your surrender request.

 

Um, I'm not the one who posted a Parenting for Dummies pic. Methinks your vitriol needs recalibration

 

You're either with us or against us.

 

Live coverage of Shotglass getting ready to yell at us...

 

Would you two stop waling on me and wale on each other.

 

I pity the little dog who is going to get kicked about 30 times when BigDog logs off tonight after this thread gets locked, frustrated that none of his tough-guy lines drew laughs outside the usual Slytherin flunkies.

Boom, I'm not worried about, because I know there will be a high ball of scotch and soda in his hand and some Kinks on the stereo to help him deal with the disappointment.

 

You're fine dools. Just keep your blue helmet strapped on tight.

 

You never told me you were Welsh. That explains a lot.